Disc 1: Pilot / written by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by James Burrows --
Big flappy bastards / teleplay by Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andy Ackerman --
Go east on Sunset until you reach the gates of Hell / teleplay by Mark Roberts & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Chuck Lorre & Don Foster ; directed by Andy Ackerman --
If I can't write my chocolate song, I'm going to take a nap / teleplay by Susan Beavers & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andy Ackerman --
Last thing you want is to wind up with a hump / teleplay by Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andy Ackerman --
Did you check with the captain of the flying monkeys? / teleplay by Susan Beavers & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andy Ackerman --
If they do go either way, they're usually fake / teleplay by Mark Roberts & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Chuck Lorre & Don Foster ; directed by Andy Ackerman.
Disc 2: Twenty-five little pre-pubers without a snootful / teleplay by Eddie Gorodetsky & Jeff Abugov ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Chuck Lorre --
Phase one, complete / teleplay by Susan Beavers & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andy Ackerman --
Merry Thanksgiving / written by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Jay Sandrich --
Alan Harper, frontier chiropractor / teleplay by Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts ; story by Chuck Lorre & Don Foster ; directed by Robert Berlinger --
Camel filters and pheromones / teleplay by Susan Beavers & Mark Roberts ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Robert Berlinger --
Sarah like puny Alan / teleplay by Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre ; directed by Robert Berlinger --
I can't afford hyenas / teleplay by Jeff Abugov & Eddie Gorodetsky ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Rob Schiller.
Disc 3: Round one to the hot crazy chick / written by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andrew D. Weyman --
That was saliva, Alan / written by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Andrew D. Weyman --
Ate the hamburgers, wearing the hats / teleplay by Eddie Gorodetsky & Mark Roberts ; story by Jeff Abugov & Eric Lapidus ; directed by Andrew D. Weyman --
An old flame with a new wick / teleplay by Lee Aronsohn & Mark Roberts ; story by Chuck Lorre & Don Foster ; directed by Andrew D. Wayman --
I remember the coat room, I just don't remember you / teleplay by Don Foster & Eddie Gorodetsky ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Gail Mancuso --
Hey, I can pee outside in the dark / teleplay by Jeff Abugov & Mark Roberts ; story by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; directed by Gary Holvorson --
No sniffing, no wowing / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Don Foster ; story by Lee Aronsohn & Susan Beavers ; directed by Rob Schiller.
Disc 4: My doctor has a cow puppet / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Eddie Gorodetsky ; story by Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster ; directed by Gail Mancuso --
Just like Buffalo / teleplay by Lee Aronsohn & Don Foster ; story by Chuck Lorre & Susan Beavers ; directed by Rob Schiller --
Can you feel my finger? / teleplay by Chuck Lorre & Lee Aronsohn ; story by Chuck Lorre ; directed by Rob Schiller.